March 29 2014: Hey guys! I now have a new editor and assistant to help me update old pages I don't like and upload new text when I rewrite pages. My editor is Fivetail from the Homestuck fandom, and my art assistant is Burnt from the forums. Both of these people are very lovely, and if you follow my blog you probably see me talking to them often. Feel free to send them angry and rude messages at your leisure. ALSO: IMPORTANT! I WILL BE ATTENDING A-KON IN DALLAS ON JUNE 6. I WILL BE WALKING AROUND THE CONVENTION WEARING A SURREALITY SHIRT AND ???NAMETAG MAYBE??? So if you want to meet me and dump pig blood all over my clothes and stuff don’t be afraid to do that, I am very nice and sociable and I love pig blood. I will probably only be there the first day of the con though for mysterious personal reasons that aren’t particularly interesting. I have someone working on a limited edition surreality letter jacket as well (limited edition as in I don’t have the resources or money to make more than one) that I will put on my storenvy along with some other junk that you really, really, really want to buy from me.
January 3 2014: Wow that was a horrible pause. Hopefully that won't happen again soon. I have a new and working tablet again thanks to John, who is in charge of the forums. I now also have a scanner. If you were paying attention you would have seen me use my twitter during the pause. I will continue to do that, because its a good idea. You are both allowed and encouraged to bug me on twitter if you want more updates or if you just want to say hi and be my buddy, as I am mostly very nice and like people. Update on the album: the artist doing the album for Surreality now is Mouth Wound who's other work can be found here. I’m never able to keep my deadlines and wasn’t able to keep the Surreality End deadline, dang. I stink. I’m trying to figure out a way to queue posts so that I can have regular updates instead of sporadic updates and then droughts. I’m also making a store envy to sell original artwork on and stuff. Let’s just see how this goes.
August 21 2013: I'm still having scanner problems, unfortunately. I'll update when I can but I currently have no working scanner with me and the only available store one is horrible.
August 12 2013: My house is getting its floors refurnished so I won't be able to update for another week. In the meantime I'll try and do things like get my scanner to work and work on setting up a more minimalistic about section. The End Of Surreality is also, with the delay, pushed back to the end of December.
August 10 2013: I put off updating for a bit because I was waiting for my new scanner to get here?? Now it's here and I have no idea how to turn it on. Wow. Also!! I've decided to delete the unnecesarry nonsense from the beginning so whats left you'll know is important nonsense, hint hint. It's mostly because even that sheer amount of horrible bullshit even I cannot stand. This is a factual statement.
July 26 2013: Ok we're back to updating again
July 21 2013: Hey I'm back. It' s gonna take a while to readjust to normal life but after that I'll start updating again. I've deleted the ABOUT section due to many criticisms about me spoonfeeding the meaning of surreality to you. Gosh darn. Surreality: the eternal work in progress
July 11 2013: Hi guys! There's been a bunch of updates to the about section. Also, I'll be on vacation til next Sunday. So no updates. Ta!